I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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