I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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