p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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