SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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