i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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