everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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