Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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