ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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