Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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