Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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