just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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