i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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