Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
MIDGETS
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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