im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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