I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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