please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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