I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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