So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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