I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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