he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
