Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
a search helicopter?!
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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