she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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