we're chasing vodka with high fives
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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