12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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