brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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