he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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