i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just want nice things and good sex
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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