I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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