Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do vagina's smell?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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