I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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