So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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