I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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