Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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