i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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