Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
