I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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