You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she looked like the before picture.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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