We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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