turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize