Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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