Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
