Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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