Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
do nipples grow back?
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