I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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