How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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