Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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