She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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