Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Two words: blizzard sex
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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