She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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