Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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