The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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