you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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