I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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