My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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